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IF YOU'RE BEING RUN OUT OF TOWN, GET IN FRONT OF THE CROWD AND MAKE IT A PARADE!!!

WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB..... IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT!!!!!!!

IT'S NOT EASY BEING A MOTHER... IF IT WERE, FATHERS WOULD DO IT!

THE BEST WAY TO REMEMBER YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY... IS TO FORGET IT ONCE!!! (THIS ONE'S FOR YOU HONEY! :)

MUSINGS FROM THE MIND OF MUZZ (THERE ARE THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE THAT THERE IS SUCH A THING AND AT TIMES, I'M INCLINED TO AGREE!)

LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT YOUR EPITAPH COULD READ " NO REGRETS " BE MODEST...ALOT WAS ACCOMPLISHED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN:)

"FOR THE LORD IS OUR JUDGE, THE LORD IS OUR LAWGIVER, THE LORD IS OUR KING: HE WILL                         SAVE US."                                            ISAIAH 33:22

HOW COME.....

I FINALLY GOT MY HEAD TOGETHER AND MY BODY IS FALLING APART! SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG... SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE HYDRANT!!! IT'S EASIER TO GET OLDER THAN IT IS TO GET WISER?????

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY...PLEASE COME BACK AND BRING A FRIEND:)

MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO PRUNES AND ALL BRAN!

THE MAIN TROUBLE WITH MENTAL NOTES IS THAT THE INK DRIES SO FAST!!!!!

THIS IS YOUR BOY.... THIS IS YOUR BOY ON POT... ANY QUESTIONS??

BE NICE TO NERDS..... CHANCES ARE YOU'LL END UP WORKING FOR ONE!

THE STATISTICS ON INSANITY ARE THAT ONE OUT OF EVERY FOUR AMERICANS IS SUFFERING FROM SOME FORM OF MENTAL ILLNESS. THINK OF YOUR THREE BEST FRIENDS, IF THEY'RE OKAY....THEN IT'S YOU!

SLEEP: THAT FLEETING MOMENT RIGHT BEFORE THE ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF!!!!!!

MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED!!!!!!

WHAT A PITY HUMAN BEINGS CAN'T EXCHANGE PROBLEMS.... EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO SOLVE THE OTHER FELLA'S!!!!